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Bounties posted on pump.fun · Target: 46 Tongdean Ave · Submit proof, claim $ALON.
Hang a PROJECT ALON banner on the front fence of 46 Tongdean Avenue. Visible from the street. No trespass past the gate.
Walk up to the front door of Alon's house. Knock. Politely request the pump.fun community airdrop on camera. No yelling. No forced entry.
Stand outside the gate of 46 Tongdean Ave holding a sign reading 'WHERE IS THE AIRDROP, ALON?'. Hold for 10 minutes minimum.
Walk the full perimeter of Tongdean Avenue between #36 and #59. Drop a check-in at each numbered house you pass.
Write '$ALON SEES YOU' in chalk on the public pavement outside the property. Washable chalk only. No paint. No damage.
Single legal drone pass over public airspace adjacent to 46 Tongdean Ave. UK CAA rules apply. Stay under 120m, away from people.
Travel to Hove. Take a photo of yourself with the front gate of 46 Tongdean Ave in frame. Throw up the $ALON hand sign.
Print 20 PROJECT ALON flyers. Post one through each letterbox between #42 and #57 Tongdean Avenue. Letterboxes only — nothing taped.
Between 23:00 and 02:00 GMT, illuminate the pavement outside the gate with a green flashlight for 60 seconds.
What the ecosystem tolerates · and what it suddenly cannot · when the target is one of their own